Switch on for the sound of that annoying rimshot with each joke...

Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year!

Tell me!

Ok, let's have another one...

A great British Christmas family tradition...

... badly printed awful jokes in a tacky paper wrapper. And including the obligatory silly paper hat and dodgy toy. Wonderful! For you expats or foreigners who can't lay your hands on a fresh batch of crackers, here's something to play with. It's made in jQuery, the jokes are in a JSON file and the spinning animation is CSS3. Oh, and if you love the sound of a cheezy rimshot, just switch on the sound in the top right corner.

Based on my jQuery Fallingsnow plugin, there is also a page with cheezy falling snow in the background Take a peek.

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